Love yourself, always...

i think we like to complicate things when it is really quite simple; find what it is
that makes you happy and who it is that makes you happy and you're set. promise.

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke, via antics-of-an-author)

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via notinakinkyway)

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via ariennapayne)

mellowbears:

I’m not sun burnt I’m sun turnt

(via shakespeareshomie)

officialwhitegirls:

when he cums on your face unexpectedly 

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(via goodfuckingsex)

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